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FIC: Time Lord Vibrator

Title: Time Lord Vibrator
Rating: M (there be one or two fanfiction sex clichés in here)
Author: tkel_paris
Summary: Donna finds an unexpected use for Ten's nervous energy.
Disclaimer: Not family-show friendly material. And still not my characters.
Dedication: tardis_mole, who made a joking comment about a line in what is now Chapter 6 of my story, “A Different Threefold Man.” We email-laughed over it, it proceeded to work its way in one of TM's stories, and now I'm basing this entire story on that comment.
Author's Note: lemony69 on livejournal made the icon I'm using for posting this story. So... (gigglefit) I'm having fun with it!

Written on the plane back home from my friend's wedding. With my mother sitting beside me. How embarrassing is it to write smut with a parent nearby? :O At least there was an interesting-looking lightening storm outside to distract for a bit, and she didn't have her reading glasses out. (Although she thought she saw “Lord Valdemont.” And no, she hasn't read Harry Potter. And I had to be informed his name is actually Voldemort.)

And now posted to wish bas_math_girl a Merry Christmas! :D

Time Lord Vibrator

Started May 21, 2012
Finished December 25, 2013

There was no getting around it. Donna Noble needed a shag.

Didn't have to be a damn good one, although she really craved that. Any bloke would do. Even the skinny streak of nothing she traveled with would work. Hell, the temperature difference might make things a bit more exciting.

Of course, her current circumstances were not exactly normally exciting ones. The Doctor had once again offended someone unknowingly (although sometimes she wondered if he deliberately provoked people just to get a reaction so he could do some running) and they had to hide in a cupboard.

The tiniest cupboard in existence. It was barely big enough for them both, and that was with him pressed against her.

Standing between her legs.

Mind, she had an excuse. He'd pushed her inside as soon as he determined (God knows how!) that it would serve the purpose and she was so shocked that she didn't realize her legs were parted until he was right there. Standing between them.

And she now had a good idea of what he might be packing. Too bad she didn't have a good idea of whether he had a grower or an extender. Probably both, the jammy sod. She could at least mentally entertain herself.

So she was stuck, forced to be silent while they waited for the guards and other officials to be absolutely gone. Even he was silent.

It seemed unnatural for him to be this motionless. Or this quiet. He had a gob to rival hers.

And she was discovering something else about him when he couldn't use the nervous energy that he held in seemingly limitless supply:

He vibrated. All over.

Which made for very interesting sensations. And she couldn't be bothered to feel embarrassed. Although, in the interests of ensuring that their friendship remained intact, she had to risk whispering. “Doctor?”

His mouth was suddenly right against her ear. “Sh-sh-sh!” The cooler air of his breath was a different kind of vibration, but no less distracting. “We can't move just yet. I know these people. They'll hunt for us for another hour, and then they'll leave the area completely.”

He didn't seem to notice that he was vibrating like a – well, something a girl wasn't supposed to talk about in polite company. But Donna had a few, and had slipped some of them into her hatbox when she packed just in case she found the Doctor.

Her breath was growing shallower by the moment. And she had to stay in this position for an hour?!

“Just have to stay put a bit longer,” he added, still oblivious. “Then we can make a break for the TARDIS.”

She didn't trust her mouth anymore. She kept her lips tightly together, afraid she'd let out some really embarrassing sound of pleasure. She hadn't thought she could be that close so fast.

Was he also exuding some kind of sex pheromone?

Of course, if he kept up the vibrating, it wouldn't matter. She knew she was coming shortly in any case, and fought to remain still.

“And by the time they realize they've missed us,” the Doctor added, shaking from the frustration of waiting so long in such cramped quarters, “they'll discover what we did to their computers, exposing all their-”

He cut himself off when Donna suddenly bit into his jacket's shoulder, al-but choking on a desperate sound as her body spasmed against his. It felt rather nice. His brain froze along with his vibrating, trying to remember what in Rassilon's name did that mean for a human.

Then it clicked. He gulped. Oh, no... he was now aroused, too. “Um,” he whispered, “do I need to apologize for causing that, Donna?”

She quietly panted against his shoulder, relieved to finally have a good orgasm. It said something about her previous experiences that his involuntary actions did more for her than any bloke's fumbling ever did. She pulled her head away and leaned in to his ear. “No, I needed one of those. Should I apologize for not making the warning clearer?”

He thought a moment, and blushed over his conclusion. “No. Actually, I've never made anyone do that. That's a first.”

Donna's eyes widened. She had to pull back just enough to meet his eye – the one she could see in such close quarters. “Are you saying that you'd like to deliberately cause that in me sometime?”

He swallowed. “Yeah.”

She thought a moment, and her conclusions shocked her. “You'd like to get naked sometime with me?”

He slowly nodded.

It was her turn to gulp. “Can you do that vibrating thing again? I think I've found a replacement for my toys.”

Thank Rassilon for respiratory bypasses. He would've coughed without it – and exposed their position. Which would've eventually earned him a slap.

As it was, it seemed their lives were going to be more interesting from now on. He could not wait to get her back aboard the TARDIS where they could have all sorts of fun.


“If you do it again, I can't promise to not react.”

He gulped again. “Then I'd better pull a little away. I don't know if I'm quiet.”

“Then you owe me several good ones.”

“A challenge?” He grinned. “Be careful what you ask for, Donna.”

She smirked. “Promises, promises.”



( 30 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 26th, 2013 01:40 am (UTC)
There's nothing like a good cliche when it fulfils a purpose. ;) Like a challenge or two...

Thank you so much for this precious gift!!!! I am so chuffed and honoured.
Dec. 26th, 2013 02:06 am (UTC)
*giggles* Yes, I suppose so. I nearly continued this, but decided leaving things to the imagination worked better. Besides, I can use the cliche in another story now. :DDD

Thank you. I'm so happy someone finally noticed these new posts. Although... it might help if I posted to doctor_donna, I guess. :) And you're welcome. *hugs*
Dec. 26th, 2013 02:59 am (UTC)
Loved it! I busted out laughing when she bit him. I wasn't expecting that!
Dec. 26th, 2013 03:04 am (UTC)
Well, she was trying to keep quiet. ;)
Dec. 26th, 2013 05:03 am (UTC)
HE WAS VIBRATING!!! HAHAHAHA, I laughed so long at this! What a novel concept. I loved it - thank you!
Dec. 26th, 2013 05:39 am (UTC)
Well, Ten doesn't seem to like staying in one place, just like a motor on idle. *giggles*
Dec. 26th, 2013 10:22 am (UTC)
Oh, that's wonderful x'D
I can actually see the poor Doctor vibrating because he's to stay still and who could blame Donna for using this for her own purposes?
Dec. 26th, 2013 02:28 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Thanks. :D
Dec. 26th, 2013 04:37 pm (UTC)
Of course, he vibrates. And bounces. And probably purrs. He's a walking sex toy, and is all the sexier because he doesn't know it! :DD

Donna is a very lucky woman. *sigh*

Dec. 26th, 2013 05:48 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Fanfiction referred to a male character in another fandom as a walking sex party. That's what you just reminded me of. *giggles* Oh, he has vanity issues (one of the few things Eleven has said that I agree with completely), but in some cases he doesn't know how sexy he can be. Which might be just as well - he'd really have his work cut out for him. :) Or he might figure out how to ramp it down to get things done without random girls wanting to try to legally snog him. (Had to reference Zombie Claus there. :P)

Yes. *fans self* :)
Dec. 26th, 2013 10:17 pm (UTC)
Yes, he's vain, and knows he's attractive. But I'm not sure he equates that with actual sex! :DDDD Like someone else (even in a ghastly sweater and orange pants!!).

*snort* Zombie Claus!!! Way too funny.

*pulls out the fan herself*
Dec. 26th, 2013 10:52 pm (UTC)
Ahhhh! I loved this! But now you have to explain why the Doctor vibrates. Nervous habit? Time Lord energy? Biological function of some sort? Inquiring minds want to know! I like my smut with a side of nerdiness. ;-)
Dec. 27th, 2013 03:16 am (UTC)
Have you noticed how much energy Ten had? He was pretty much always in motion. Being contained in a small space with nothing to do? The need to do SOMETHING would come out, and vibrating seemed natural. Which means Donna may try to find safer ways of making that sort of reaction happen again. ;D
Dec. 27th, 2013 03:18 am (UTC)
With Ten, sometimes it's hard to tell. Ah, but that someone else has been known to be able to pull off looking like a woman. (Not in that Nativity radio thing last year, but in something else... I saw the picture for a few years but didn't realize who it was until recently. And then I laughed in shock.) So... who the heck knows about him? :P
Dec. 28th, 2013 06:07 pm (UTC)
Ah yes, Davina!! It was truly scary how good he looked as a woman. :DDD
Dec. 29th, 2013 04:56 am (UTC)
And watching that play, I think I finally got why he can pull that off: his features can be made to look EITHER masculine or feminine. And I wasn't bothered by the thought, which I feel very proud over. (And yes, it was amazing. I hope he does another thing that gets live casted.) Not as proud as of remembering that kisses between blokes had a different context then. Anyway, it was well cast. (It did show the spit flying and a little snot, which - now that I know the poor woman had to recover from a brain problem - I've forgiven.)
Dec. 29th, 2013 04:51 pm (UTC)
So, you saw Richard II! Wasn't it an amazing thing? He has very unique features that, as you say, can go in either direction as far as male-female is concerned. Don't get me started on his fashion sense. I once read that his first landlady in London said that he was they gayest straight man she had ever met!

Well, there was speculation that Richard was, if not homosexual, then bisexual. He was married twice but never sired an heir.

I have to ask...did you pay attention during the prison scene, for the telltale rips in his tunic?? I have had it confirmed by those who saw it live that there was indeed DT flesh visible! :DDDD
Dec. 30th, 2013 03:53 am (UTC)
It was!!!! :DDDDD I might have met a gayer straight man. The man in question is a belly dancer, and when I first saw him I wondered if that was what Jack Sparrow would look like as one. ;D

Who knows? There's also all the different cultural aspects that Americans might not know about. I at least know there's stuff I don't know about and therefore need to keep a more open mind about.

Yes, I noticed. But I was too engrossed with his performance to perv. Will try to imagine that for some future fic. ;D
Dec. 30th, 2013 05:52 am (UTC)
I hear that they may be making a DVD out of the cinema feed. All the better for perving purposes! ;D
Jun. 17th, 2014 03:40 pm (UTC)
Not when you're watching it with your 19 year old son! I got the Blu-Ray and watched with him because he's into history. My husband refused to have anything to do with it! He came home for lunch that day (unexpectedly), walked in on the deposition scene. His reaction was, "Long hair, ewww! And does he have boobs? What's with the white gown? Shakespeare... yuck!" Then he walked out, shaking his head. I wonder what he would have made of that kiss between Richard and Aumerle? And he's never seen DT dressed as a woman...
Dec. 27th, 2013 12:55 am (UTC)
This was great! I don't believe in Ten/Donna but I always have a good laugh reading fics featuring them because they are just so funny together, especially during sexy times! This was hilarious and I totally believe the Doctor would vibrate if forced to stay quiet! Well done! :D
Dec. 27th, 2013 03:19 am (UTC)
How funny they are together and how well the Tennant and Tate dynamic works is what makes it fun to write these two romantically. And who else would be so funny during sexy times? (Well... Benedick and Beatrice, which I'm exploring in another fic.) Thanks. That's a high compliment.
Dec. 28th, 2013 10:51 pm (UTC)
Oh this is TOO perfect, of COURSE he would vibrate! Heeeeeee!
Dec. 29th, 2013 04:57 am (UTC)
*snickers* I know. It's too good to not use. :DDDDD
Jan. 11th, 2014 03:23 pm (UTC)
Time Lord Vibrator
Haaa!!! *snortfit* I love this. I'd forgotten it.
Jan. 16th, 2014 05:16 am (UTC)
Re: Time Lord Vibrator
Glad you got to enjoy it over again. :D
Jan. 16th, 2014 05:19 am (UTC)
Re: Time Lord Vibrator
Absolutely. :D

I think I remember suggesting I might write my own, but then forgot all about it. Oh well. I don't think I could top this. :DD
Jan. 16th, 2014 05:24 am (UTC)
Re: Time Lord Vibrator
Oh... what do I have prod your muse with to challenge her into writing one? :DDDD

And no, I don't know why Muses are female. Holdover from Ancient Greece, maybe?
Jan. 16th, 2014 06:09 am (UTC)
Re: Time Lord Vibrator
I shall give it some thought. :DDD

True, since back then women were not allowed on the stage unless they had paid with their bodies - hence the real meaning of 'actress', which is prostitute.
Dec. 2nd, 2015 09:52 pm (UTC)
Omg this is just perfect and I can SO see this happening with them. I swear I am OD'ing on Doctor/Donna stuff right now trying to make up for lost time.
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